I'll continue to add to this list as things are published, with new Amazon preview doodads and Nook thingies where applicable. If there isn't a NOOK link that means it's a KDP Select book which is exclusive to Amazon.
I also added new subtitles, since that seems to be what the Amazon search engines snag. I don't particularly care for subtitles, I think they clunk up the titles, but who am I to argue with what the customers need to find what they're looking for? I also hate the word "bundle" when used for story collections. It's not like they're rolled up and tied with string. Feh, I say.
Brigands of the Moon, the Secret Confessions of Gregg Haljan
Mutiny and brigandage stalk the Space-ship Planetara as she speeds to the Moon to pick up a fabulously rich cache of radium-ore! But while danger looms, the passengers and crew are found with their pants down—literally. Brigands of the Moon, the Secret Confessions of Gregg Haljan purports to be the true story of what really went on behinds the scenes of this notorious mutiny, in the words of the Planetara's third officer.
“I'll introduce myself. My name, Gregg Haljan. My age, twenty-five years. My original narrative of the mutiny and brigandage of the Planetara, the one suitable for family viewing, was broadcast with a fair success but my publishers have suggested that I record the true story, the one more suited for late-night reading with a scantily-clad friend of your choosing––the secret confessions whose sordid details have been scrawled upon washroom walls, whispered by naughty schoolboys, and whose scenes have been recreated, photographed and sold by enterprising salesmen of the back alley sort. It is my wish that these confessions be told properly and any erroneous details corrected––especially those concerning length and girth.”
Brigands of the Moon, the Secret Confessions of Gregg Haljan is the erotic re-telling of the 1930s serial Brigands of the Moon, by Ray Cummings.
Six previously published retro erotic scienfornication adventures.
FEATURING:
Quantum Jacking
Circuits of Lust
The Empress of Orgazma
Science With Benefits
Too Much to Handle
Some Ill Planet Reigns
Blast off with the randy crew of the USS Mike Hunt as they seek out strange new pleasures with the ship's quantum drive, make a love connection with a mining droid, creatively mediate a treaty with a tentacled empress, assist in a mad scientist's bizarre experiments and join in as a landing party or two goes very wrong.
Security Level 2 (Casual Encounter Workplace Erotica)
Former test pilot Colonel "Spurt" Jizzman strolled nonchalantly into the Presidential Stateroom for a special committee meeting two hours later than his promised ETA. He'd arrived at the System Gov Building right on schedule but the security officer he'd shown his ident to had a very short skirt, eye-catching stockings and a cute smile so Spurt convinced her to take her synth-caf break early. After a thorough security screening she returned to her post with her skirt scrunched around the hips, fancy stockings sagging at the knees and an even cuter smile.
"Security Level 2" explores what Colonel Jizzman and security officer Lt. Quiver got up to in the story "The Unmentionable Unknown" in a scene cut short for comedic timing. Does he get his security clearance? Does she give him a thorough strip search?
I also added new subtitles, since that seems to be what the Amazon search engines snag. I don't particularly care for subtitles, I think they clunk up the titles, but who am I to argue with what the customers need to find what they're looking for? I also hate the word "bundle" when used for story collections. It's not like they're rolled up and tied with string. Feh, I say.
Brigands of the Moon, the Secret Confessions of Gregg Haljan
Mutiny and brigandage stalk the Space-ship Planetara as she speeds to the Moon to pick up a fabulously rich cache of radium-ore! But while danger looms, the passengers and crew are found with their pants down—literally. Brigands of the Moon, the Secret Confessions of Gregg Haljan purports to be the true story of what really went on behinds the scenes of this notorious mutiny, in the words of the Planetara's third officer.
“I'll introduce myself. My name, Gregg Haljan. My age, twenty-five years. My original narrative of the mutiny and brigandage of the Planetara, the one suitable for family viewing, was broadcast with a fair success but my publishers have suggested that I record the true story, the one more suited for late-night reading with a scantily-clad friend of your choosing––the secret confessions whose sordid details have been scrawled upon washroom walls, whispered by naughty schoolboys, and whose scenes have been recreated, photographed and sold by enterprising salesmen of the back alley sort. It is my wish that these confessions be told properly and any erroneous details corrected––especially those concerning length and girth.”
Brigands of the Moon, the Secret Confessions of Gregg Haljan is the erotic re-telling of the 1930s serial Brigands of the Moon, by Ray Cummings.
Spicy Science Stories Collection (Retro Science Fiction Erotica Bundle)
Six previously published retro erotic scienfornication adventures.
FEATURING:
Quantum Jacking
Circuits of Lust
The Empress of Orgazma
Science With Benefits
Too Much to Handle
Some Ill Planet Reigns
Blast off with the randy crew of the USS Mike Hunt as they seek out strange new pleasures with the ship's quantum drive, make a love connection with a mining droid, creatively mediate a treaty with a tentacled empress, assist in a mad scientist's bizarre experiments and join in as a landing party or two goes very wrong.
Security Level 2 (Casual Encounter Workplace Erotica)
Former test pilot Colonel "Spurt" Jizzman strolled nonchalantly into the Presidential Stateroom for a special committee meeting two hours later than his promised ETA. He'd arrived at the System Gov Building right on schedule but the security officer he'd shown his ident to had a very short skirt, eye-catching stockings and a cute smile so Spurt convinced her to take her synth-caf break early. After a thorough security screening she returned to her post with her skirt scrunched around the hips, fancy stockings sagging at the knees and an even cuter smile.
"Security Level 2" explores what Colonel Jizzman and security officer Lt. Quiver got up to in the story "The Unmentionable Unknown" in a scene cut short for comedic timing. Does he get his security clearance? Does she give him a thorough strip search?
The Unmentionable Unknown (Panty Fetish, Alien Kink Erotica)
For the past six Earth Standard months an inexplicable crime was being perpetrated on travelers daring to venture off the Solar System's busy spaceways. Ships taking a less-traveled route through the asteroid belt would later be found adrift in space, all passengers and crew onboard found in a coma-like sleep with their unmentionables dematerialized off their bodies. Valuables were ignored; it seemed the culprit was only after underpants, skidmarked or clean. With a humiliated Venusian royal family and an enraged Detective Inspector Don O'Rhea breathing down his neck what's Solar System President Dirk Gamahuche to do?
To the rescue comes Colonel Burt “Spurt” Jizzman, a former Space Brigade test pilot now working for System Gov as a special agent. Blond, space-tanned and handsome, with a cocksure swagger and a dazzling smile made for a recruiting poster, anyone meeting him either wound up in bed with him or wanted to punch him. Sometimes both.
Colonel Jizzman was reaching the end of a three-day orgy with some of the rather talented professionals at the Palace of Perversions when he was called away for a special mission. He'd never gone undercover before and assumed it must have something to do with bedsheets, perhaps as a perk of being a special agent, and his first encounter with the completely disinterested Space Police Constable M'Adteats didn't do anything to change that wrongheaded notion.
Will Colonel Jizzman and Constable M'Adteats stop this panty thief's reign of terror or will Spurt be too busy making ham-fisted attempts at seducing the Constable?
Colonel Jizzman was reaching the end of a three-day orgy with some of the rather talented professionals at the Palace of Perversions when he was called away for a special mission. He'd never gone undercover before and assumed it must have something to do with bedsheets, perhaps as a perk of being a special agent, and his first encounter with the completely disinterested Space Police Constable M'Adteats didn't do anything to change that wrongheaded notion.
Will Colonel Jizzman and Constable M'Adteats stop this panty thief's reign of terror or will Spurt be too busy making ham-fisted attempts at seducing the Constable?
Quickies Collection (Science Fiction Erotica Bundle: Submissive Menage, Science Kink, Alien Humiliation)
Three On An Asteroid
Ensign Gemma Moorcock gets the ride of her life when she goes on an exploration mission with her two favorite playmates Corporal Buck Nekkit and Ensign I.P. Freely. When she winds up trapped in a computer bank the guys take matters into their own hands with an oddly creative way to free her . . . eventually.
Zero G-Spot
When the USS Mike Hunt docked at Science Station Z-0002 no one expected anything more than a routine visit. The station did zero-g testing and needed a few more human subjects so Yeoman Ivana Dickensider and Warrant Officer Buster Muff signed up hoping to earn a little extra pay. Little did they know they might make a few scientific discoveries of their own . . .
All Aboard!
Famous test pilot Colonel Burt "Spurt" Jizzman would do anything on a dare since danger thrilled him in ways a woman couldn't, though he never turned down the attentions of his many female fans. He'll soon get a wet and wild ride when he investigates an alien threat.
Some Ill Planet Reigns (Science Fiction Menage Erotica)
The Quasar-class space ship USS Mike Hunt has been sent to explore the mysterious storm-shrouded planet 956-UX before the planet is opened for possible colonization. Colonel Lingus was being a sullen hardass and making damn sure every crew member not busy running the ship was on the surface in the pouring tropical rain, sweating in heavy space suits, tediously digging up mud and collecting bark and leaves. If he wasn't happy, then no one else would be either.
Ensign Truly Wetsnatch was one of those unhappy crew members sent to dig up soil samples in the sweltering tropical humidity sealed up in a heavy space suit crawling with space crabs. She gets a little, no, a lot of unexpected help from her crew mates when things come to a head.
Meanwhile, Ensign Gemma Moorcock and her two favorite playmates Corporal Buck Nekkid and Ensign I.P. Freely are part of the geologic team exploring rock formations and they make an important discovery when Dr. Will B. Hard goes missing, but first they have to examine each other. Deeply and vigorously.
Too Much To Handle (Experimenting On the Mad Scientist BDSM Erotica)
The week-long bio-mechanical conference on Landica Station was finally winding down and the several thousand attendees were beginning to run out of steam. One scientist still inexplicably shambling around the station was Dr. Miles Long. He'd gotten an invite to one of Dr. Ben Fingering's infamous sexbot lectures, thrown up in at least three dive bars, and had been experimentally rogered by batshit-crazy scientist Dr. Luscious O'Quim. Nearing the end of his shore leave he has a chance encounter with Dr. O'Quim who needs assistance in another experiment and despite the possible dangers he just can't refuse.
Corporal Bea Hind and Bultherean officer Ng-kkkk-kk-Ptah were spending their shore leave playing a very long and vigorous game of find-the-sausage with an excessively large and very odd alien appendage. Bea teaches Ng a thing or three about the human body while Ng develops an almost rabid taste for human females. Are they a perfect fit or do the pieces just not connect?
Science With Benefits (Submitting to the Mad Scientist BDSM Erotica)
Scientists gone wild!
Sooner or later everyone stopped at Landica Station. It was far enough off the beaten path that Space Police patrols regularly avoided it and so long as the place wasn't visibly imploding no one really minded losing a few hundred credits at a gaming table or finding out that the girl you hired for the night was a mass murderer. The USS Mike Hunt would be docking at Landica for one Earth Standard week for a minor tech refit and to restock supplies and the crew was long overdue for shore leave.
One man especially looking forward to shore leave was Dr. Miles Long. There was a scientific conference being held on Landica Station, ostensibly about robotics, but more an excuse for drunken scientists to behave abominably, wake up in someone else's bed, then spend the rest of the conference wondering if they had enjoyed it. Dr. Long would soon find himself supplying data in an experiment with the lovely Dr. Luscious O'Quim and her strange assistant Dr. Dank Frigg, whether he wants to or not.
The Empress of Orgazma (First Time Submission to Tentacles Erotica)
Colonel Anel Lingus had a dream: coming home to a perfect wife who would greet him at the door with a smile, drink in hand and dinner on the table. He had long ago decided that the woman he gave himself to completely would be the one he intended to marry and he would only marry a woman who checked off all the boxes. Problem was, none of the women Anel had gotten involved with in the last 22 Earth Standard years lived up to his high exacting standards. The poor deluded man was saving himself for a nonexistent ideal; he was doomed to die a virgin.
Meanwhile, the Empire of Orgazma and three planets in the neighboring system were locked in a stalemate, a valuable trade agreement unsigned and threats of intergalactic war brewing. There had been an Earth mediator sent to discuss terms and write up an agreement but the Most High Empress of Orgazma had taken an immediate dislike to the man and had even threatened to eat him after she blasted the Clkrgk'h'hg system to atoms, and so the talks had ended.
Colonel Lingus was the best choice to end the stalemate but could he do it and still save himself for his ideal woman?
Meanwhile, the Empire of Orgazma and three planets in the neighboring system were locked in a stalemate, a valuable trade agreement unsigned and threats of intergalactic war brewing. There had been an Earth mediator sent to discuss terms and write up an agreement but the Most High Empress of Orgazma had taken an immediate dislike to the man and had even threatened to eat him after she blasted the Clkrgk'h'hg system to atoms, and so the talks had ended.
Colonel Lingus was the best choice to end the stalemate but could he do it and still save himself for his ideal woman?
Circuits of Lust (First Time Robot Erotica)
Chief engineer Dixie Normus has a small problem: there are too many men onboard the USS Mike Hunt. There are also too many women. As far as Dixie was concerned they could replace every living creature with mechanical ones but she was certain none of them would compare to her first love, her family's farmbot Pokey. This particular farmbot was programmed to plant bananamelon seedlings and Pokey planted them deep. Could her farmbot fetish be satiated by a mere mining droid?
Meanwhile, Dr. Miles Long is keeping an eye on things with the cameras he has secreted around the ship, and while he keeps an eye on things he also likes to keep a hand on his favorite thing. To him it made the most logical scientific sense and he has the equations to prove it, just don't ask him to peel apart the pages and show you.
Meanwhile, Dr. Miles Long is keeping an eye on things with the cameras he has secreted around the ship, and while he keeps an eye on things he also likes to keep a hand on his favorite thing. To him it made the most logical scientific sense and he has the equations to prove it, just don't ask him to peel apart the pages and show you.
Expect some one-handed romance, a great deal of first-time and any-old-time farmbot romance, and a lot of voyeurism.
Quantum Jacking (Science Kink Erotica)
Lt. Hugh G. Rection can't catch a break. His ex, Ensign Truly Wetsnatch, dropped him like a hot asteroid without explanation though eventually she'd admitted that even though Hugh wasn't bad-looking in a fit sort of way, she just didn't find him that interesting. Two days later she sent him a message saying she had tried making a chart explaining just how mind-bogglingly dull he was but found the project so tedious she hadn't actually even finished the chart and had only sent an image file saying, "Chart goes here."
When Hugh gets reassigned to Night Watch he comes to enjoy the solitude and the sounds of the sleeping ship, the low thrum of the quantum drive and the complete lack of obnoxious crew members asking him why he completely failed to get into the BVD-794 Regulation Space Underpants of the most accommodating crew member onboard.
One evening, a fit of boredom sends Hugh straight to the ship's quantum drive, a mysterious power source that seems to have a mind of its own. What pleasures will he discover? Will he need a mop?
When Hugh gets reassigned to Night Watch he comes to enjoy the solitude and the sounds of the sleeping ship, the low thrum of the quantum drive and the complete lack of obnoxious crew members asking him why he completely failed to get into the BVD-794 Regulation Space Underpants of the most accommodating crew member onboard.
One evening, a fit of boredom sends Hugh straight to the ship's quantum drive, a mysterious power source that seems to have a mind of its own. What pleasures will he discover? Will he need a mop?
For some reason the online preview of this one is infuriatingly brief.
All Aboard! (Alien Humiliation Erotica)
Famous test pilot Colonel Burt "Spurt" Jizzman would do anything on a dare since danger thrilled him in ways a woman couldn't, though he never turned down the attentions of his many female fans. He'll soon get a wet and wild ride when he investigates an alien threat.
Zero G-Spot (Science Kink Erotica)
When the USS Mike Hunt docked at Science Station Z-0002 no one expected anything more than a routine visit. The station did zero-g testing and needed a few more human subjects so Yeoman Ivana Dickensider and Warrant Officer Buster Muff signed up hoping to earn a little extra pay. Little did they know they might make a few scientific discoveries of their own.
Three On An Asteroid (Submissive Menage Erotica)
Ensign Gemma Moorcock gets the ride of her life when she goes on an exploration mission with her two favorite playmates Corporal Buck Nekkit and Ensign I.P. Freely. When she winds up trapped in a computer bank the guys take matters into their own hands with an oddly creative way to free her . . . eventually.
