Behold the horribly juvenile cover to my new short, "Security Level 2" which goes more into the smutty details of Colonel Spurt Jizzman's encounter with a security officer right before his meeting with Solar System President Gamahuche in "The Unmentionable Unknown." I'd kept it short in the original story for comedic timing, mostly because I thought it was hilarious that Spurt kept the President waiting just so he could bang some girl he'd just met. Last week I decided to extend it way longer than it really had any right to be and voila! a new short.
Anything shorter than ten pages seems to have a totally sucky preview with just the cover and title page. The link is live but since there'll be a free download of this story my sucky preview won't make any difference. I thought I could make it permanently free but that no longer seems to be the case, or maybe that was never the case.
Whatever.
SNL did that cover gag in the late 70s. The rocket had only men and the round ship only women.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know. I never said my covers were original, just juvenile.
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