Thursday, March 17, 2016

Spicy Science Stories

These are the first four full stories and two Quickies in this series. I have the outlines for two more full stories and another Quickie, then these will be published together as a collection sometime in April.


No. 1: Quantum Jacking. I have no idea where this story came from. It could've easily popped into my head at work fully formed when I hadn't had enough coffee and was vulnerable to such nonsense. I'm completely certain I had a fever when I made the cover since my blur tool was twice as many pixels wide as it should've been and I'm reasonably sure I know how to make realistic smoke now.

Looky! Amazon and Barnes and Noble.


No. 2: Circuits of Lust. This one doesn't appear on all Amazon searches because of the 1950s nudie woman cover image so it's been flagged as "adult," as though the others I've put in the Erotica category are somehow not adult.

She does love her mining droids and she's very very adult about it.


No. 3: The Empress of Orgazma. This was originally thunk up a couple of years ago.  The main character was either going to be a diplomat or a starship captain with creative ways of diplomacy. I think I started out with the idea that they'd travel to weird planets and this guy would bang aliens so treaties would be signed, but I ran out of aliens after the third planet. Oh, and tentacles!


No. 4: Science With Benefits. This one is my favorite so far. It has a Battletits champion, gangsters, a batshit-crazy lady mad scientist and a cover that mostly appropriates old-timey detective magazines.


Quickie no. 1: Three On An Asteroid. I realized I was spending two weeks per story fighting with plots and not doing anything else so I came up with "Quickies" which are maybe a third the length of the others. They let me play with minor characters and there's less plot but just as much porno as in the longer stories, I mean erotica.  Oh, what the hell, it's fucking porno.


Quickie No. 2: Zero G-Spot. Here's another one that doesn't show up on some searches because of the 1950s woman on the cover I unfortunately removed the clothes from. She was barely wearing anything anyway but the character in the story wouldn't have been wearing filmy stuff under her uniform.

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